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Thursday, November 2nd, 2006
5:33 pm
hey guys i have a question im stuck takign a computer class in night school at a high school and this all way to boring im trying to go on to myspace or aim but its blocked

can anybody show me a code to unlblock or tell me a way to unblock myspace or aim?

please help!
Thursday, September 29th, 2005
12:04 pm
If you drink beer through a funnel it goes through your bloodstream faster plus it tastes better. :)
Friday, July 15th, 2005
6:08 pm
Sleeping tip
- If you ever find yourself needing a sleep, but not being anywhere near a house, tent, etc etc then ignore every preconception you have about sleeping on a bench with a newspaper as a blanket. The only thing you need to find is a car park and a shoe. And also a jacket if you can. Find a bit of the car park that has some white writing painted on the ground like "Disabled Parking" or "Reserved". That is the comfiest place to sleep outside. Put your shoe down, normal side up. Use that as a pillow, lie sideways along the writing, and put the jacket over your shoulders. You are now in comfiest and warmest place you can be. It helps if there is a car parked there to protect against the weather somewhat, but make sure you leave something like a sock or a bag on their roof or windscreen so they get confused and look about and see you sleeping there. Otherwise ... splat!
6:03 pm
A couple of drinking tips
- If you are attempting to drink for any real length of time (ie a whole week, a weekend, etc) then you MUST remember to put two cans of Tennets lage (preferably large cans) in the fridge before going to bed. As soon as you wake up, drink these. Don't eat, don't have a glass of water, don't brush your teeth, drink them. You will now be set to proceed with the rest of the days drinking without any nausea or other side-effects.

PS. I don't even like lager and I still reccomend this.

This tip here works even if it's not drinking enduced:

- If you are going to be sick/vomit/spew, then get a bit of chocolate. Preferably one chunk of a Dairy Milk bar. Put this on your tongue, let it melt and slide its way down your throat (ie dont chew it, don't swallow it, let it do the work). Your throat and mouth will now be coated in a layer of chocolate, so when the vomit does come all you will taste is chocolate. Not only will this remove EVERYTHING that is bad about throwing it up, it may even make you want to spew again. Its just like eating chocolate, only backwards, and everyone loves chocolate :)
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